A Public Association of Personal Electric Vehicle (PEV) Users that promote the use, interest, growth, safety, plus common execution sense– for eNthusiast, Novice and would be Buyers of eScooters, eBikes, OneWheels, Electric Unicycles and Electric Skate Boards.
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No Wobbles® CrusadeOne thing we have learned in this industry is that PEV Owners and Riders are for sure, some of the smartest human beings on the Planet.
The No Wobbles™ Crusade, is the brainchild of our Founder, Dan August (BKA: OhManDan). Instead of chasing one another trying to police how we Ride, The No Wobbles™ Crusade give each of us... a unique opportunity in Covering one another's back. We do this... by reminding ourselves of the one |
thing that every Rider of Micro Mobility® PEVs hate the most, and that is... Speed Wobble. Dan has likened "Speed Wobble" to a "Mindset" that we recognize and responsible Riders hate in our PEV Community. Not only responsible Riders but powerful People who can "Block" our USE (ie: very influential Community, Political, and Law Enforcement Leaders) hate this unseemly Behavior. So Dan created a special Fraternal Order called "No Wobbles®". This unique eScooter Group of Riders are the ones who will SAVE our Industry by MODELING the type of Behavior, Group Unity, and Collaborative Support... "we all need".
By likening "Speed Wobble" (the ONE thing we ALL hate) to the Behavior that will indubitably ruin and destroy our continued use of Personal Electric Vehicles on Public Roads, Paths and Lanes... Dan created this Fraternal Brotherhood Crusade– "It is a Culture... A Way Of Life... A Mindset..."
When adopted throughout the wide Community of PEV Users (mainly eScooters) around the World, we will recognize a noticeable improvement in the Global acceptance of PEV Use on every Public Road in the World. Somebody had to STAND UP... why not US? It's time to take charge and MOVE this Industry Forward, are You Ready to make that IMPACT?
By likening "Speed Wobble" (the ONE thing we ALL hate) to the Behavior that will indubitably ruin and destroy our continued use of Personal Electric Vehicles on Public Roads, Paths and Lanes... Dan created this Fraternal Brotherhood Crusade– "It is a Culture... A Way Of Life... A Mindset..."
When adopted throughout the wide Community of PEV Users (mainly eScooters) around the World, we will recognize a noticeable improvement in the Global acceptance of PEV Use on every Public Road in the World. Somebody had to STAND UP... why not US? It's time to take charge and MOVE this Industry Forward, are You Ready to make that IMPACT?
The way it works is this...
When we Ride our PEVs (Mainly eScooters)... we build an Official Culture of Brotherhood, a unique Fraternal Order of Respect, Honor and Support– One for The Other, where we encourage bond like accountability. Like any Fraternal Order... there are Secrecies but most importantly, there is Unity, Resources and Commitment. An Organized Pooling Together is The Missing Link we all need.
So we start by Forming small (10 to 50 Member) "No Wobble Groups" Across The Country, then around the World. There will be Patches, Stickers, T-Shirts, Caps and Handbooks to aid in our success.
Anyone wearing or displaying The No Wobbles® insignias have sworn their allegiance to this "Order" of Fraternal Riders. The Name, "No Wobbles" (a Parable of Sorts) and the Key to many of our Powerfully effective Models will Build each individual from the inside out. We have a very unique opportunity to set Electric Transportation Precedent... committed to a Symmetric Group Culture, exhibiting unified Behavior rooted in a Systemic Passion for avoiding that very itchy and contagious WOBBLY eVirus that infect the Behavior of the best of us... if caught– we choose to build our immunity by rising, shining and showing up Wobbless.
Having, or donning any "No Wobbles" insignia is a BiG Deal, because it signifies to the World– that You are committed to the SUCCESS and Sustainability of Micro Mobility PEV alternative Transport.
"No Wobbles®" is in deed a BiG Deal because not only is it a Mindset– above all... it is An ELITE Group of eBrothers™, and eSisters™ committed first, To One Another, and second– to the Grand SUCCESS of our PEV Industry.
This Fraternal Order of Riders attend Political eRallies™, Group Rides, Release Parties, Local City Council and State Assembly Hearings, plus Federal Senate and Congressional Hearings and become automatic Members of The MMA™ (Micro Mobility Association™). The Micro Mobility Association® is to The PEV Industry... what Triple AAA is to the Automotive Industry and comes with so much more. "No Wobbles®" eBrothers™ and eSisters™ are The EXCEPTION to our thriving Community... they are shinning EXAMPLES to the World– of Who and what PEV Owners and Riders ARE– that WE ARE NOT... radical, out of control, hooligans in the streets breaking Laws, killing, and maiming unsuspecting citizen pedestrians, wrecking (on Paths, Lanes and Trails) into other PEV Riders, people, Automobiles etc. That's NOT WHO We ARE, and Our World deserve BETTER. "No Wobbles" is that Better– everyone's looking for.
So WE have The "No Wobbles" Fraternal Order of Riders (The FOR™) Members proudly displaying and representing The Industry– by demonstrating how to adopt, adapt, abide, ally, advocate, act, and advance (The Seveñä™ Mentality) alternative forms of Micro eMobility, and Transport which, "Together" decreases the largely destructive carbon footprint that erode our environment. Micro eMobility PEV Use– account for one tenth of a percent, for every metric mile of usage towards the reduction of carbon pollutants. When you multiply the aggregate number of users we make a significant dent in the total erosion and daily carbon damage to our Environment and prolong Human Existence. We ARE literally Fomenting Our Right to Live... to Assemble, to Choose, to Rally, to Advocate, to Act, to Speech, to Protest and to Stand, for what we know is Right, and is– the only Solution to Sustainable Alternative Electric Transportation.
That's why We have chosen to STOP Wobbling and start Driving our Industry FORWARD. Are You with US– the common majority of PEV Users, or do you fall into that small minority of Industry defiers– Wobbling their way into ruining it for everyone else?
So we start by Forming small (10 to 50 Member) "No Wobble Groups" Across The Country, then around the World. There will be Patches, Stickers, T-Shirts, Caps and Handbooks to aid in our success.
Anyone wearing or displaying The No Wobbles® insignias have sworn their allegiance to this "Order" of Fraternal Riders. The Name, "No Wobbles" (a Parable of Sorts) and the Key to many of our Powerfully effective Models will Build each individual from the inside out. We have a very unique opportunity to set Electric Transportation Precedent... committed to a Symmetric Group Culture, exhibiting unified Behavior rooted in a Systemic Passion for avoiding that very itchy and contagious WOBBLY eVirus that infect the Behavior of the best of us... if caught– we choose to build our immunity by rising, shining and showing up Wobbless.
Having, or donning any "No Wobbles" insignia is a BiG Deal, because it signifies to the World– that You are committed to the SUCCESS and Sustainability of Micro Mobility PEV alternative Transport.
"No Wobbles®" is in deed a BiG Deal because not only is it a Mindset– above all... it is An ELITE Group of eBrothers™, and eSisters™ committed first, To One Another, and second– to the Grand SUCCESS of our PEV Industry.
This Fraternal Order of Riders attend Political eRallies™, Group Rides, Release Parties, Local City Council and State Assembly Hearings, plus Federal Senate and Congressional Hearings and become automatic Members of The MMA™ (Micro Mobility Association™). The Micro Mobility Association® is to The PEV Industry... what Triple AAA is to the Automotive Industry and comes with so much more. "No Wobbles®" eBrothers™ and eSisters™ are The EXCEPTION to our thriving Community... they are shinning EXAMPLES to the World– of Who and what PEV Owners and Riders ARE– that WE ARE NOT... radical, out of control, hooligans in the streets breaking Laws, killing, and maiming unsuspecting citizen pedestrians, wrecking (on Paths, Lanes and Trails) into other PEV Riders, people, Automobiles etc. That's NOT WHO We ARE, and Our World deserve BETTER. "No Wobbles" is that Better– everyone's looking for.
So WE have The "No Wobbles" Fraternal Order of Riders (The FOR™) Members proudly displaying and representing The Industry– by demonstrating how to adopt, adapt, abide, ally, advocate, act, and advance (The Seveñä™ Mentality) alternative forms of Micro eMobility, and Transport which, "Together" decreases the largely destructive carbon footprint that erode our environment. Micro eMobility PEV Use– account for one tenth of a percent, for every metric mile of usage towards the reduction of carbon pollutants. When you multiply the aggregate number of users we make a significant dent in the total erosion and daily carbon damage to our Environment and prolong Human Existence. We ARE literally Fomenting Our Right to Live... to Assemble, to Choose, to Rally, to Advocate, to Act, to Speech, to Protest and to Stand, for what we know is Right, and is– the only Solution to Sustainable Alternative Electric Transportation.
That's why We have chosen to STOP Wobbling and start Driving our Industry FORWARD. Are You with US– the common majority of PEV Users, or do you fall into that small minority of Industry defiers– Wobbling their way into ruining it for everyone else?
We Have an Industry Saying...
"...I Really Hate Speed Wobble"
Speed Wobble [ speed – wah bow ] adj
1. An unwelcome, unstable wheel shimmy, produced by an improper load balance as
users ride small multi wheeled vehicles above recommended safe speeds, causing
the wheel(s) mounted to the Control/Swing Arms [front] and attached to the Headset,
Steering Pole, Handlebar and Stem (known as the: Steering Assembly of eScooters)
to Wobble.
Ex: While racing his Electric Scooter, the Rider began to experience violent Speed
Wobble and crashed.
Most Riders would say their biggest fear of riding an electric Scooter is experiencing Speed Wobble. Yes, while that fear may be valid, the cause ultimately results from Rider error and/or misbehaving. PEVs are ONLY as dangerous as the Rider operating it. Which means, the eScooter or PEV, is subject to the way users Ride them and every outcome becomes the sole responsibility of each Rider. Riders have plenty to be aware of in order to safely operate their Electric Scooter and other PEVs. Being responsible Riders play critical roles in overall acceptance and future Legislation, and that is one of the biggest reasons we exist.
In our efforts to shape the future of Micro eMobility, we have noticed one constant that can hinder or stop our forward momentum and progress– and that is ALL, and ANY "thing" that looks LIKE, can BE, or IS, the very likely hinderance of our fervent attempts to create the most universally sustainable Culture needed in order for us to advance this ecological future of Transportation. We liken these very unsightly, and yes– unwelcome "hindrances" to "Speed Wobbles". Speed Wobble is the most feared, most unwanted, and most mitigated cause of Electric Scooter (and human) crashes around the world. It is the ONE THING we can all agree upon– as enemy number one. Our natural inclination is to spot, correct and eradicate any and all personal Speed Wobble(s). So here in the Micro Mobility Association™... we have coined our Culture– "Wobbless". Which means we are not about causing issues that hurt our Industry or One Another (catching "The Wobbles").
1. An unwelcome, unstable wheel shimmy, produced by an improper load balance as
users ride small multi wheeled vehicles above recommended safe speeds, causing
the wheel(s) mounted to the Control/Swing Arms [front] and attached to the Headset,
Steering Pole, Handlebar and Stem (known as the: Steering Assembly of eScooters)
to Wobble.
Ex: While racing his Electric Scooter, the Rider began to experience violent Speed
Wobble and crashed.
Most Riders would say their biggest fear of riding an electric Scooter is experiencing Speed Wobble. Yes, while that fear may be valid, the cause ultimately results from Rider error and/or misbehaving. PEVs are ONLY as dangerous as the Rider operating it. Which means, the eScooter or PEV, is subject to the way users Ride them and every outcome becomes the sole responsibility of each Rider. Riders have plenty to be aware of in order to safely operate their Electric Scooter and other PEVs. Being responsible Riders play critical roles in overall acceptance and future Legislation, and that is one of the biggest reasons we exist.
In our efforts to shape the future of Micro eMobility, we have noticed one constant that can hinder or stop our forward momentum and progress– and that is ALL, and ANY "thing" that looks LIKE, can BE, or IS, the very likely hinderance of our fervent attempts to create the most universally sustainable Culture needed in order for us to advance this ecological future of Transportation. We liken these very unsightly, and yes– unwelcome "hindrances" to "Speed Wobbles". Speed Wobble is the most feared, most unwanted, and most mitigated cause of Electric Scooter (and human) crashes around the world. It is the ONE THING we can all agree upon– as enemy number one. Our natural inclination is to spot, correct and eradicate any and all personal Speed Wobble(s). So here in the Micro Mobility Association™... we have coined our Culture– "Wobbless". Which means we are not about causing issues that hurt our Industry or One Another (catching "The Wobbles").
Our "NO Wobbles" Crusade
Remember... We are; "Better Together®". So anything or anyone who seeks or even, unintentionally does something to "hinder" our growth, and/or sustainable advancement is considered "Wobbling" and WE– you know– that "Many... as ONE™"– shall always look out for ourselves, and encourage one another to watch our own Behavior(s), so that WE don't get the "Wobbles" individually or collectively. This is the best way to address what seems to have span into epic proportions and has Law Makers looking for ways to shut down what they consider an unruly Group of People operating some very dangerous machines. Though the machines can become very dangerous in the wrong hands, we must remember that ultimately it is the "actual Rider... operating the machine" that present the greatest danger by our individual and collective irresponsible practices and Behavior (known as: Wobblers). Our Members have committed to our no shrills "No Wobbles" Crusade around the World to balance our Industry enough to create general societal Acceptance and favorable Global Legislation that lead to effective, efficient and practical Laws which benefit our unique Industry needs. So... "Together" let's finally, once and for all, become Wobbless– ridding ourselves of the ugly, unsafe, unwanted "Wobbles". When you see yourself or a friend slipping, just say; "YOU GOOD? NO WOBBLES HERE... RIGHT?"
Wobbles™ [ wah bows ] adj
2. Un–Welcome Behavior that affect one's individual Stability and/or Ability to Safely Ride,
and/or Responsibly Operate Electric Scooters or PEVs– posing danger or harm to other
unsuspecting individuals and/or Groups.
Remember– Wobble is individual Behavior that lead to unstable, incompliant
function(s), ultimately resulting in chaos, anarchy, confusion and Government Bands.
This Crusade makes it much easier and more acceptable to welcome Community
Help from other Riders and Family Members of our unique Scootciety™.
Wobbler™ [ wah blur ] adj
3. A Personal Electric Vehicle User/Rider practicing Behavior (Riding or Not) that impede
their ability to Safely operate their PEV or engage with People and other Riders.
Wobbless™ [ wah b–less ] adj
4. The absence or abstinence of Behavior that would otherwise lead to incompliant
function(s), ultimately resulting in chaos, anarchy, confusion and Government Bands.
Wobbling™ [ wah b–leeng ] adj
5. The active demonstration of Behavior that would otherwise lead to incompliant
function(s), ultimately resulting in chaos, anarchy, confusion and Government Bands.
2. Un–Welcome Behavior that affect one's individual Stability and/or Ability to Safely Ride,
and/or Responsibly Operate Electric Scooters or PEVs– posing danger or harm to other
unsuspecting individuals and/or Groups.
Remember– Wobble is individual Behavior that lead to unstable, incompliant
function(s), ultimately resulting in chaos, anarchy, confusion and Government Bands.
This Crusade makes it much easier and more acceptable to welcome Community
Help from other Riders and Family Members of our unique Scootciety™.
Wobbler™ [ wah blur ] adj
3. A Personal Electric Vehicle User/Rider practicing Behavior (Riding or Not) that impede
their ability to Safely operate their PEV or engage with People and other Riders.
Wobbless™ [ wah b–less ] adj
4. The absence or abstinence of Behavior that would otherwise lead to incompliant
function(s), ultimately resulting in chaos, anarchy, confusion and Government Bands.
Wobbling™ [ wah b–leeng ] adj
5. The active demonstration of Behavior that would otherwise lead to incompliant
function(s), ultimately resulting in chaos, anarchy, confusion and Government Bands.
No matter which PEV you choose, it is a FACT, that Speed Wobble is your worst enemy and you want no part of it. So this is how The No Wobbles™ Crusade works... We all pay close attention to making ourselves, the best version of ourselves– every FORmidable Elite Member of our Secret Micro Mobility Scootciety™ independently dependent, One... Upon The Other.
What we do know is that most compliant issues arise from our daily habitual Riding Practice, and a minority figure because they paid their hard earned money for their PEV, that no one can tell them how to use or Ride their PEV. The FACT is that when we are incompliant, we are actually training ourselves in the manner we prefer to enjoy our PEVs. This Behavior becomes second nature and we find ourselves, without thinking twice, Riding in a Way that doesn't consider anyone else around us and put not only our own well being in jeopardy but all those around us at the time... that's– fellow Riders, Automotive Traffic, Pedestrians, Path and Bike Lane Users– All become open game to our un-welcome, radical Behavior. OhManDan calls this Behavior "Wobbling". It is that radical Behavior– that which we ourselves don't even really like, accept, nor agree with, in our hearts. It's just something on the inside of us that make us want to look good, have fun, and appear like an experienced eNthusiast in front of our Peers, others just get caught up in the moment, hoping someone would nudge them if they get out of hand, or do something that make US ALL look bad, while all along, we are fueling Local Politicians with the momentum to present convincing evidence that solidify, and support their claims against us, and our Industry... that we are out of control hooligans– and that, my Friend... is not HOW We Roll!
What we do know is that most compliant issues arise from our daily habitual Riding Practice, and a minority figure because they paid their hard earned money for their PEV, that no one can tell them how to use or Ride their PEV. The FACT is that when we are incompliant, we are actually training ourselves in the manner we prefer to enjoy our PEVs. This Behavior becomes second nature and we find ourselves, without thinking twice, Riding in a Way that doesn't consider anyone else around us and put not only our own well being in jeopardy but all those around us at the time... that's– fellow Riders, Automotive Traffic, Pedestrians, Path and Bike Lane Users– All become open game to our un-welcome, radical Behavior. OhManDan calls this Behavior "Wobbling". It is that radical Behavior– that which we ourselves don't even really like, accept, nor agree with, in our hearts. It's just something on the inside of us that make us want to look good, have fun, and appear like an experienced eNthusiast in front of our Peers, others just get caught up in the moment, hoping someone would nudge them if they get out of hand, or do something that make US ALL look bad, while all along, we are fueling Local Politicians with the momentum to present convincing evidence that solidify, and support their claims against us, and our Industry... that we are out of control hooligans– and that, my Friend... is not HOW We Roll!
